Margaret has a new show coming out on VH1 called - "The Cho Show" - and per Ms. Cho on Derelict Romaine Lettuce - she indicated the show is entirely about her holes. You see - in an odd twist on marketing a program based on its gross out factor - the likes of which we haven't heard since say.... some of those weird challenges on Fear Factor - Margaret intends to show us all the facets of her remarkable "personality".
She even describes one episode in which we get to see her (I'm sure its stunning) - anus. Yes - she undergoes anal bleaching in the name of TV ratings. Certainly to be an all time HIGH - right up there with Katie Curic's on air proctology exam. Nothing like showing your poop shoot to drive up the viewership!
In spite of all that - and in spite of my own intellectual bent towards political and economic humor - it was with no sense of glee when my call was taken to ask Ms. Cho - who had just claimed her Vagina was haunted - to ask if she intended to explore Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation? Of course, the answer was no. Sure - she's admitted to injecting collagen into her "G" spot, bleaching her asshole, but - no - the thought of vaginal rejuvenation just wasn't hers.
Sorry - Ms. Cho - and to your question about whether my asshole needs a drawstring? Perhaps - lets just say if I wanted to ... I could surrogate your korean baby - and still go jogging afterwards.