The appropriate way to deal with flight stress!

Well folks, here you have it - the internet guide to appropriate flight stress issues. Yes, we're posting this as numerous friends flew in for the big breederwatch annual "Original Sin" party. But - today and tomorrow they will all be flying home. Busy flight days to be sure. This internet guide to flight stress reduction techniques should help them all out.

Or Watch Pam Ann's flying tips:

Or Even:

And then there is:

Bella and Tara - Interspecies Love

Ok - this was too cute. Had to post it. Wouldn't it be great if Humans could get along so well?

The Japanese are shitting GOLD and you can too!

Japanese officials have announced that a sewage facility in Suwa was able to extract 1,800 grams of gold per ton of ash. This compares to mines that typically extract 20-40 grams per ton of ore. Wow - golden shit. Well, turns out precision machinery manufacturing has led to the gold entering the sewage supply - so the idea of the Japanese shitting gold just isn't true.

However, it can be true for you! Yes, "Just another Rich Kid" products have come out with the Gold Vitamin! For just $425 dollars you can ingest the vitamin and in less time than it takes to digest last nights meal - your shit will appear gold and sparkly in the toilet bowl. Go ahead - have a party - forget to flush - and listen to the gasps of amazement and admiration from your friends and family as they see your special "talent".

What's Natural? Shoplifting for a Bone!

Well, with all the bad news nowadays - the economy in crisis - Obama announcing a Right Wing pastor as his invocation giver - Catholic Ushers on shooting spree's - its nice to finally see something that just makes us chuckle. No - it isn't Opec at the real market supply / demand value of $37 a barrel (see what happens when speculators are forced out of the market?) and no - it wasn't Rick Warren reaffirming that he thinks he's Jesus (although we though his christ-o-phobe comments were pretty hilarious - its Lassie the wonder dog - stealing a bone for Christmas.

Now - who can possibly get upset at a little doggie stealing a bone? Does remind me of a talk I once had with a Priest at an AA convention. He informed me that animals have no souls - which is why they "look away" when you stare at them. Idiot. If that were the case, every person who was ever shy has no soul - cause they also look away when you stare at them. Did I mention it was a gay AA conference in Miami beach? Did I mention the priest was Catholic? Did I mention his roomate told me he couldn't sleep at night due to all the tricks coming in and out of the room? But I digress - back to the good news...

Doggie gets a bone:

Chorizzo Smugglers - the focus of our Customs Agents!

Reprint courtesy of the Associated press:

Spicy pork sausage found in 'soiled diapers'

Mon Oct 27, 9:05 pm ET

McALLEN, Texas –

Customs inspectors scored the makings of a barbecue when a 21-year-old South Texas woman declared several soiled baby diapers at a U.S.-Mexico border crossing.
Suspicious of the chunky diapers, inspectors with U.S. Customs and Border Protection at the international bridge in Hidalgo found several links of

spicy pork sausage, or chorizo, inside. The diapers had been folded to look soiled, according to a customs agency statement.
The Mission resident, who was not identified after the Friday night incident, was fined $300 and her chorizo was seized.

Added by BreederWatch:
Well - sausages? We've heard of sausages being used before - but stuffing them in your baby's diapers. The result would have been more impressive if she had stuffed the sausgages - well - elsewhere. And probably a whole lot more fun - but then - the barbecue would have had an entirely different tenor. Who doesn't remember the ping pong ball scene in "Priscilla Queen of the Desert". Good thing this girl wasn't heading across the boarder.

Happy Halloween!

Ok - so its coming on Halloween - and every four years - it just happens to occur very near to the Election. Coincidence? Methinks not. What better time for little hobgoblins to come out of the woodworks.

Check out this photo from Beth Therriault of

BethTPhotos

. When not photographing gay rocker weddings (now there is a niche).... she's out there camera in hand seeking photo ops of multilated squash.

Christian Gene Isolated - Parents breath sigh of relief - "it's not our fault our child is christian