Chorizzo Smugglers - the focus of our Customs Agents!

Reprint courtesy of the Associated press:

Spicy pork sausage found in 'soiled diapers'

Mon Oct 27, 9:05 pm ET

McALLEN, Texas –

Customs inspectors scored the makings of a barbecue when a 21-year-old South Texas woman declared several soiled baby diapers at a U.S.-Mexico border crossing.
Suspicious of the chunky diapers, inspectors with U.S. Customs and Border Protection at the international bridge in Hidalgo found several links of

spicy pork sausage, or chorizo, inside. The diapers had been folded to look soiled, according to a customs agency statement.
The Mission resident, who was not identified after the Friday night incident, was fined $300 and her chorizo was seized.

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Well - sausages? We've heard of sausages being used before - but stuffing them in your baby's diapers. The result would have been more impressive if she had stuffed the sausgages - well - elsewhere. And probably a whole lot more fun - but then - the barbecue would have had an entirely different tenor. Who doesn't remember the ping pong ball scene in "Priscilla Queen of the Desert". Good thing this girl wasn't heading across the boarder.

Happy Halloween!

Ok - so its coming on Halloween - and every four years - it just happens to occur very near to the Election. Coincidence? Methinks not. What better time for little hobgoblins to come out of the woodworks.

Check out this photo from Beth Therriault of

BethTPhotos

. When not photographing gay rocker weddings (now there is a niche).... she's out there camera in hand seeking photo ops of multilated squash.

Christian Gene Isolated - Parents breath sigh of relief - "it's not our fault our child is christian

Scientist discovers new way to reduce Hypertension through enhanced Farting!

The new research found that cells lining mice's blood vessels naturally make the gas and this action can help keep the rodents' blood pressure low by relaxing the

blood vessels

to prevent hypertension (high blood pressure). This gas is "no doubt" produced in cells lining human blood vessels too, the researchers said.

"Now that we know hydrogen sulfide's role in regulating blood pressure, it may be possible to design drug therapies that enhance its formation as an alternative to the current methods of treatment for hypertension," said Johns Hopkins neuroscientist Solomon H. Snyder, M.D., a co-author of the study detailed in the Oct. 24th issue of the journal Science.

GREAT! Now we have a new way to increase Global Warming by increasing the amount of farting. We reckon this will have interesting impacts on marriages. Could farting be more of a threat to marriage than Gay Marriage? We'll see...

Remember Schoolhouse Rock - here's one we nominate that all children should watch

Ok kids - this one is a lot better than Conjunction Junction, what's your function..... and so much more true....

Learning a Foreign Language should be fun. Try out these Ads for Size. Laughing allowed.

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In English - But Foreign

Margaret Cho says "Just say No"

Ok - so I'm still mad at Margaret. She and I had such a lovely conversation about a stand up normal topic - Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation. But - do you think she returns my emails? My calls? My letters? No - the only thing she does is call the cops on me for hanging outside her bedroom window. C'mon Margaret - your no Tina Fey. Lets face it - we all know Tina would be fun to hang with - answers messages, and heck - she'll even play dress up as Sarah Palin as long as the guy wears a Moose outfit. There really is no comparison... who could you role play as... the chinese transvestite in "M. Butterfly"? Ok - that is kinda hot - but none-the-less - we still love you Cho. More after this video.