Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Scientist discovers new way to reduce Hypertension through enhanced Farting!

The new research found that cells lining mice's blood vessels naturally make the gas and this action can help keep the rodents' blood pressure low by relaxing the
to prevent hypertension (high blood pressure). This gas is "no doubt" produced in cells lining human blood vessels too, the researchers said.

"Now that we know hydrogen sulfide's role in regulating blood pressure, it may be possible to design drug therapies that enhance its formation as an alternative to the current methods of treatment for hypertension," said Johns Hopkins neuroscientist Solomon H. Snyder, M.D., a co-author of the study detailed in the Oct. 24th issue of the journal Science.

GREAT! Now we have a new way to increase Global Warming by increasing the amount of farting. We reckon this will have interesting impacts on marriages. Could farting be more of a threat to marriage than Gay Marriage? We'll see...


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