What's Natural? Shoplifting for a Bone!

Well, with all the bad news nowadays - the economy in crisis - Obama announcing a Right Wing pastor as his invocation giver - Catholic Ushers on shooting spree's - its nice to finally see something that just makes us chuckle. No - it isn't Opec at the real market supply / demand value of $37 a barrel (see what happens when speculators are forced out of the market?) and no - it wasn't Rick Warren reaffirming that he thinks he's Jesus (although we though his christ-o-phobe comments were pretty hilarious - its Lassie the wonder dog - stealing a bone for Christmas.

Now - who can possibly get upset at a little doggie stealing a bone? Does remind me of a talk I once had with a Priest at an AA convention. He informed me that animals have no souls - which is why they "look away" when you stare at them. Idiot. If that were the case, every person who was ever shy has no soul - cause they also look away when you stare at them. Did I mention it was a gay AA conference in Miami beach? Did I mention the priest was Catholic? Did I mention his roomate told me he couldn't sleep at night due to all the tricks coming in and out of the room? But I digress - back to the good news...

Doggie gets a bone:

Chorizzo Smugglers - the focus of our Customs Agents!

Reprint courtesy of the Associated press:

Spicy pork sausage found in 'soiled diapers'

Mon Oct 27, 9:05 pm ET

McALLEN, Texas –

Customs inspectors scored the makings of a barbecue when a 21-year-old South Texas woman declared several soiled baby diapers at a U.S.-Mexico border crossing.
Suspicious of the chunky diapers, inspectors with U.S. Customs and Border Protection at the international bridge in Hidalgo found several links of

spicy pork sausage, or chorizo, inside. The diapers had been folded to look soiled, according to a customs agency statement.
The Mission resident, who was not identified after the Friday night incident, was fined $300 and her chorizo was seized.

Added by BreederWatch:
Well - sausages? We've heard of sausages being used before - but stuffing them in your baby's diapers. The result would have been more impressive if she had stuffed the sausgages - well - elsewhere. And probably a whole lot more fun - but then - the barbecue would have had an entirely different tenor. Who doesn't remember the ping pong ball scene in "Priscilla Queen of the Desert". Good thing this girl wasn't heading across the boarder.

Happy Halloween!

Ok - so its coming on Halloween - and every four years - it just happens to occur very near to the Election. Coincidence? Methinks not. What better time for little hobgoblins to come out of the woodworks.

Check out this photo from Beth Therriault of

BethTPhotos

. When not photographing gay rocker weddings (now there is a niche).... she's out there camera in hand seeking photo ops of multilated squash.

Christian Gene Isolated - Parents breath sigh of relief - "it's not our fault our child is christian

Scientist discovers new way to reduce Hypertension through enhanced Farting!

The new research found that cells lining mice's blood vessels naturally make the gas and this action can help keep the rodents' blood pressure low by relaxing the

blood vessels

to prevent hypertension (high blood pressure). This gas is "no doubt" produced in cells lining human blood vessels too, the researchers said.

"Now that we know hydrogen sulfide's role in regulating blood pressure, it may be possible to design drug therapies that enhance its formation as an alternative to the current methods of treatment for hypertension," said Johns Hopkins neuroscientist Solomon H. Snyder, M.D., a co-author of the study detailed in the Oct. 24th issue of the journal Science.

GREAT! Now we have a new way to increase Global Warming by increasing the amount of farting. We reckon this will have interesting impacts on marriages. Could farting be more of a threat to marriage than Gay Marriage? We'll see...

Remember Schoolhouse Rock - here's one we nominate that all children should watch

Ok kids - this one is a lot better than Conjunction Junction, what's your function..... and so much more true....

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In English - But Foreign

Margaret Cho says "Just say No"

Ok - so I'm still mad at Margaret. She and I had such a lovely conversation about a stand up normal topic - Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation. But - do you think she returns my emails? My calls? My letters? No - the only thing she does is call the cops on me for hanging outside her bedroom window. C'mon Margaret - your no Tina Fey. Lets face it - we all know Tina would be fun to hang with - answers messages, and heck - she'll even play dress up as Sarah Palin as long as the guy wears a Moose outfit. There really is no comparison... who could you role play as... the chinese transvestite in "M. Butterfly"? Ok - that is kinda hot - but none-the-less - we still love you Cho. More after this video.

Oh Cindy! Are you an Addams family member?

"What a beautiful baby, I could just eat him up"

"Oh no Margaret, he's too young"

Dont you feel "one" with the republican party

Cindy McCain Wed Sept 3 GOP Outfit:

Oscar de la Renta dress: $3,000
Chanel J12 White Ceramic Watch: $4,500
Three-carat diamond earrings: $280,000
Four-strand pearl necklace: $11,000–$25,000
Shoes, designer unknown: $600

Total: Between $299,100 and $313,100!!
Being called a derogative term by your husband on mike: Priceless

Margaret Cho denies researching Laser Vaginal Rejuvanation!

Yes dear readers...I had the opportunity to question famed Korean comedian and former meth user Margaret Cho about her haunted Vagina.

Margaret was appearing on the usually unfunny Derelict and Romaine Lettuce show on Sirius OutQ radio. While the show is generally inane - if you go for that sort of pre-pubescent humor - and yes - I do, having Margeret Cho as a guest turned the broadcast into scatalogical gold.

Margaret has a new show coming out on VH1 called - "The Cho Show" - and per Ms. Cho on Derelict Romaine Lettuce - she indicated the show is entirely about her holes. You see - in an odd twist on marketing a program based on its gross out factor - the likes of which we haven't heard since say.... some of those weird challenges on Fear Factor - Margaret intends to show us all the facets of her remarkable "personality".

She even describes one episode in which we get to see her (I'm sure its stunning) - anus. Yes - she undergoes anal bleaching in the name of TV ratings. Certainly to be an all time HIGH - right up there with Katie Curic's on air proctology exam. Nothing like showing your poop shoot to drive up the viewership!

In spite of all that - and in spite of my own intellectual bent towards political and economic humor - it was with no sense of glee when my call was taken to ask Ms. Cho - who had just claimed her Vagina was haunted - to ask if she intended to explore Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation? Of course, the answer was no. Sure - she's admitted to injecting collagen into her "G" spot, bleaching her asshole, but - no - the thought of vaginal rejuvenation just wasn't hers.

Sorry - Ms. Cho - and to your question about whether my asshole needs a drawstring? Perhaps - lets just say if I wanted to ... I could surrogate your korean baby - and still go jogging afterwards.