Japanese officials have announced that a sewage facility in Suwa was able to extract 1,800 grams of gold per ton of ash. This compares to mines that typically extract 20-40 grams per ton of ore. Wow - golden shit. Well, turns out precision machinery manufacturing has led to the gold entering the sewage supply - so the idea of the Japanese shitting gold just isn't true.
However, it can be true for you! Yes, "Just another Rich Kid" products have come out with the Gold Vitamin! For just $425 dollars you can ingest the vitamin and in less time than it takes to digest last nights meal - your shit will appear gold and sparkly in the toilet bowl. Go ahead - have a party - forget to flush - and listen to the gasps of amazement and admiration from your friends and family as they see your special "talent".
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